Strange are the ways of the Satwothers down under

In January 2001, 4 Englishmen from around the globe (Bankstown, Mitcham, Croydon and Bloomington respectively) assembled in Adelaide for what should have been a normal holiday.  
Runners-up in the beauty contest.
Left to right: David, Mark, Patrick, Rupert.  Not pretty, are they?

If you want to dive straight into their less-than-heroic exploits, then go to Day 0 (sic) of the adventure.  Alternatively, you could go to the Contents page and navigate from there. homepage