| Artichokes Chilli Cheese Bear hunt (can't go over it) Chocolate Girls Small but perfectly formed tour guides Comedy Showers Heat lamps that warm the back of your neck while you're on the toilet Hotels that can't bill two rooms to one credit card Enormous fried breakfasts Excellent wineries run by Europeans (when we can find them) Shiny corporate wineries run by Americans Ming Docking green bridges Trees, rocks, water and engineering Strong beer in brewpubs It's a winery, it must be Rupert's turn to drive Spring onions. Repeatedly. Ultra-pasturised UHT fake milk Complicated networking Proper sausages in Canada Mark's trousers Mexican restaurants David's prongs Small towels The enormous, finger-biting Humble bag Optimal packing orders Mark whining about Lord of the Rings Silliness in swimming pools More silliness in jaccuzzis Cable cars Ferries David missing ferries Homicidal taxi drivers Crap maps Flatulence, particularly pR's Enormous, knob-like, Ukrainian sausage Rudolf Nureyev (see above) Art galleries that hurt your feet Medium-sized paperbacks Proper mountains, with snow-covered peaks Said mountains enveloped in cloud, so you can't see the top The useful bag of jumpers Always heading towards San Francisco David fancying strange and unlikely women Mark's obsession with bottoms Huge rooms, tiny crappers Rupert getting up an hour before everyone else |
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